And Now, The Sunday’s Funnies!! February 21, 2010


DADDY’S LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today be my baby girl 18th birthday
I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment
Month after month, year after year,

all dose payments

So I call my baby girl, Lily,

to come to my house,
and when she get here, I say Baby girl,
I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house
and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin’ from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the

‘spression on yo mama face.”

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.
I be anxious to hear what she say and bout the ‘spression on her face

Baby girl walk through the door, I say,
“Now what yo momma say ’bout that?”

She say to tell you that

“you ain’t my daddy” …
and watch the ‘spression on yo face”!!!
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The Sports Repairman

Three ladies are sitting around and bragging about their children.

Freda says, “Benny graduated with a first class honors degree from Harvard and now he’s a doctor making more than $250,000 a year.”

Kitty says, “Sidney graduated with a first class honors degree from Princeton and now he’s a lawyer making half a million dollars a year.”

Ethel says, “Abe never did well in school, never went to university but he now makes one million dollars a year working as a sports repairman.”

The other two women ask, “So what’s a sports repairman?”

Ethel replies, “He fixes football games, basketball games, baseball games…..”

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One Response to “And Now, The Sunday’s Funnies!! February 21, 2010”

  1. :)) Love these Houry!! Have a great weekend

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